unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
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    fall1997:

    liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work